Harry Styles’s MV for “Kiwi” Has Us All Confused

Harry Styles’s MV for “Kiwi” Has Us All Confused

Ever since his solo debut, Harry Styles’s career has been soaring, however his latest release has us all scratching our heads asking “huh?”.

Harry Styles in 2016 decided to leave the infamous One Direction in order to pursue a solo career with Columbia Records in 2017.  His first three singles, “Sign of the Times”, “The Ghosts”, and “Kiwi”, have been major hits and Styles even made his acting debut in the movie Dunkirk.  This May he even released his full self-titled album. Keeping the ball rolling, today Styles released his music video for the single “Kiwi”.  We were super excited to check it out, but after watching it we were left wondering what exactly was going on in the video.  See the video for yourself:

Now don’t get us wrong, we love everything about it. We just don’t know how the title, lyrics, and video relate to each other. Let’s look at the lyrics first:

She worked her way through a cheap pack of cigarettes
Hard liquor mixed with a bit of intellect
And all the boys, they were saying they were into it
Such a pretty face, on a pretty neck

She’s driving me crazy, but I’m into it, but I’m into it
I’m kind of into it
It’s getting crazy, I think I’m losing it, I think I’m losing it
I think she said “I’m having your baby, it’s none of your business”
“I’m having your baby, it’s none of your business” (None of your, none of your)
“I’m having your baby, it’s none of your business”
“I’m having your baby, it’s none of your, it’s none of your”

It’s New York, baby, always jacked up
Whole tunnels, foreign noses always backed up
When she’s alone, she goes home to a cactus
In a black dress, she’s such an actress

Driving me crazy, but I’m into it, but I’m into it
I’m kind of into it
It’s getting crazy, I think I’m losing it, I think I’m losing it
I think she said “I’m having your baby, it’s none of your business”
“I’m having your baby, it’s none of your business” (None of your, none of your)
“I’m having your baby, it’s none of your business”
“I’m having your baby, it’s none of your, it’s none of your”

She sits beside me like a silhouette
Hard candy dripping on me ’til my feet are wet
And now she’s all over me, it’s like I paid for it
It’s like I paid for it, I’m gonna pay for this

It’s none of your, it’s none of your
“I’m having your baby, it’s none of your business”
“I’m having your baby, it’s none of your business”
(It’s none of your, none of your)
“I’m having your baby, it’s none of your business”
“I’m having your baby, it’s none of your business”
(It’s none of your, none of your)

Okay so these lyrics pretty much say it all on what the song is about right?  Well what does the name “Kiwi” have to do anything with? We went on a hunt in the depths of Reddit and Urban Dictionary to see if kiwi was slang for anything and only got three results: nickname for person from New Zealand, a type of bird, and the fruit.  So that’s already confusing enough but we let it go.  All of a sudden, the music video adds an extra dimension of WTF.  The video shows an incredibly well dressed little girl who walks into the cafeteria of her school where is seems students are ready to have a more intense version of a food fight.  The food fight starts and turns into a PG-rated version of a war battle scene from a Hollywood movie; trying to hint at your Dunkirk role Styles?

Honestly don’t know how puppies, kids, and a food fight have to do with “I’m having your baby, it’s none of your business”.  I guess its Styles’s creative genius.  Oh well we definitely enjoy his music and look forward to what concept he comes up with next. In the meantime check out the hilarious Twitter reactions from the #KiwiMusicVideo:

https://twitter.com/POSTBADLARRIE/status/928255104830099457

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